Well, didn't I just start from the wrong end of the Schick pile? I not have a G and had a perfectly good shave, easy, intuitive and comfortable. Why am I attracted to '70s trash? Why didn't I just go straight for the lovely Gs and Es?
Well, tonight I did ...
My just brought back from the dead Schick G loaded with a fresh Personna and raring to go.
Music? Death Cult - that collection of their seminal works in the brief period between the absolutely stunning Southern Death Cult and what they then became ... The Cult.
Drink? The last dregs of last night's bottle of Captain Morgan's Spiced Rum.
Schick G - Personna Stainless PTFE (Injector) 
Hot Rinse, Cold Rinse, Alum Wash & Witch Hazel
Shibden Bay Rum
Clubman Club Mend
Three Pass - With, Cross & Against the Grain
What a great shave!
I immediately clicked with this razor, did not need to find the angle since it was just there and it shaved. It shaved. The aggressiveness is just perfect; not too much, not too little.
Two weepers on my top lip, but no drama.
Splash of my homemade Bay Rum and I'm feeling altogether happy with myself.